How we all can get on board with Obama’s Socialist programs

by Dr. M. Sidney Wallace

While having lunch with some close friends on Saturday, the conversation drifted to what each was going to give others for the Christmas season. One lady said that she always like to give those that helped her during the year a little gift to show her appreciation. All agreed that this was a nice gesture and then the conversation turned to politics and the possibility of the new messiah being elected President.

If you are reading this it is because you want to know how you can get on board with Obama’s Socialist programs and still give a little something to others. The solution is extremely simple. All of the necessary mechanisms have been meticulously created over the past few decades and are already in place. Remember your Democrat Party has been working for equality for all, throughout its history.

Here is how Obama’s new social programs will work.

First, if you want to give anyone a gift, you will first deposit the value of the gift with the IRS. It does not matter who the recipient is, the procedure is the same for all equally. Son, daughter, grandson, girl friend, new born, waiters, bell hops, valet attendants, baggage handlers, hair stylist, barber, waitress; it makes no difference because all are to be treated equally.

Next a government bureaucrat will be assigned to determine the appropriateness of your gift for the recipient. This government employee will be fully trained to determine if the gift you want the recipient to have is safe, ecological friendly, and appropriate for the age, sex, race, religion, and national origin of the recipient. Treating each equally will be of utmost importance in this process.

Your assigned government bureaucrat case worker will next deduct the amount of taxes due on the funds. The amount of taxes will be determined by the net worth of the donor because we are striving for an equal society. Again, to help build equality, all gifts are to be taxed based on the donor's personal net worth.

Finally your government bureaucrat will credit the recipient’s account, either Social Security for future receipt, or some other supplemental income government account for immediate spending. The amount to be credited will be the amount of your deposit less taxes withheld.

If the government bureaucrat determines that your gift is inappropriate, you will be notified of the decision, and the procedures for you to request a different gift for your recipient, or, a more deserving recipient.

If you desire to withdraw your request to give a gift, you will be notified of the procedures for requesting a refund less a governmental processing fee.

As you can see your Democrat Socialist Party and Barack Obama have been working over the past several decades to get America to this point of total equality. No more will one individual be able to cheat his fellow workers out of an equal share of his assets.

Obama and the Democrat Socialist Party’s manifesto: Each will provide according to his means, and each will receive according to his needs.