Saturday, May 07, 2005

Growing Old

I received this in email and thought it inspiring enough that I wanted to share. I've changed it slightly in form, not in words or, I hope, meaning.

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.

I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose.I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?"

I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze."Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked.

She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have of couple of kids..."

"No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

"I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this "time machine" as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor.Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, "I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know."

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, "We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing.There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day. You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!

There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up.If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.

Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets.The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets.She concluded her speech by courageously singing "The Rose."

She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the year's end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep. Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.

The email goes on to request that you send this on to friends and relatives. I won't ask you to do that unless you, as I did, find it to be inspiring.
Saturday Ramblings

Found a great post over at Vagabondia on how Social Security is nothing more than a Ponzi scheme; something I've been saying since I figured it out myself. I know the schools in the country aren't big on teaching about the "real world" but one would think that even public school educated people could figure this out (I did!) Thanks to A Cool Change for the link!

And speaking of Social Security, Blogs for Bush just educated me to the fact that other countries have Personal Retirement Accounts - Australia, Sweden, Chile, and Britain.

Blogs for Bush also reminded me that I wanted to say that I can't believe a person of Senator Harry Reid's postion would stoop so low as to call the President a "loser." For some reason, I thought he had graduated from high school. Since he is obviously a great deal older than high school age, he should have the maturity to apologize for such juvenile behavior. If I lived in Nevada, I'd be looking for someone to replace him. And before anyone says I wouldn't say that if he were a Republican, think again. Immature, juvenile behavior is always wrong no matter what your party affliation. Especially in a person in a leadership position. It's just sad that some people have to resort to name calling.

No Man Is An Island - excellent post from Sunnye at Sunnye Side. We all need to be reminded that although independence is a grand idea, we are our brother's keeper.

No more wrting for this evening Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is on. Laters!

Thursday, May 05, 2005

ANWR - The Real Story

Jonah Goldberg, unlike most environmentalists who have dedicated their lives to saving ANWR, has actually been to ANWR. Here is a link to the National Review cover story he wrote about his trip. I was already in favor of drilling; this article opened my eyes, and now I say, do we really have to wait until winter to drill? What are we waiting for?

And here is a link to pictures of what Senator Joe Lieberman calls "one of God's most awesome creations." Senator Joe apparently hasn't seen these pictures. Remember the old saying about a child with a face only a mother could love? Well, that's ANWR. Of course God would love it.

Do yourself a favor and read the article and look at the pictures. If you read the article with an open mind, and look at the pictures, I think you'll agree that the evironmental wacko weenies aren't telling the entire truth about ANWR.


ANWR Fact of the Day

Of the 19.6 million acres in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, less than 2,000 acres will be used for energy exploration. 99.99% of ANWR will remain untouched.

Thanks to Doyle for providing a great post and the links to Goldberg's story.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

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Friends of the Border Patrol

I've found a new site (thanks to Tampa's own Mark Larsen and the Morning Magazine on WWBA1040 am) relating to the illegal alien problem. Find a link to Friends of the Border Patrol here and on the side bar.

Look, we've got to do something to get this situation under control. When I write, I generally write about the illegal alien who comes to find work and a better life. But there are illegal aliens who are here for other reasons. Drug dealers for one. Terrorists for another.

This is one area where President Bush and I are on opposite sides. He refuses to accept that this issue is as serious as many of us in the blogosphere do. Me? I think he is simply pandering to a large voting block. He wants the votes of (primarily) Hispanics who have relatives in Mexico and other Latin American countries. He's wrong on this issue.

He refuses to acknowledge that illegal aliens are just that: illegally in the US for whatever reason. They want to earn money and send it back to their home country (again, specifically talking about those who are looking for a better life). They like our money and the benefits they can get from the US (medical care and education for example) but they are showing disdain, contempt, and disrespect for our country by being here illegally.

It makes me mad to think of our President, a man I otherwise have a great deal of respect for, deliberately turning a blind eye to the contempt that illegal aliens show to our country. By ignoring the problem, he's part of the problem and is showing the same contempt for our laws that the illegals are showing. I can only hope that he plans to reform the immigration laws sometime in the next three years. I doubt it, but I can hope.

If it makes me a racist or a bigot because I obey the law of the United States and expect everyone, citizen and immigrant alike, to obey our laws, then so be it. I know I'm neither a racist or a bigot. I happen to believe that people who have respect for the US will respect our laws. And if your very first act on US soil is illegal, then you have no respect for my country and I don't want you here. Go home and come back legally. I'll welcome you with open arms.
Laura Bush Doing Stand Up

You know, I must really be naive, but I didn't see anything "risque" about Laura's joke about George trying to milk a horse. I thought it was funny. Maybe because I knew it was just a joke. Maybe because I knew the left would say, "See? He's so stupid he doesn't know the difference between a horse and a cow!" And just maybe it was because he was new to ranching?

Maybe it's because I remembered an old military joke. A soldier was being assigned to a clerical position. The soldier, not wanting to be a desk jockey, decided that he would do as poorly as he could and he'd be reassigned to his former position (don't remember what it was, just that it wasn't a desk job). So, when he was told to type a letter, he made as many mistakes as he possibly could. Typos, misspelled words, poor grammar, coffee stains, smudged corrections, and so on. His sergeant looked the letter over and declared that he would do. The soldier couldn't believe it and said he knew he made a lot of mistakes and wondered why he was being kept on. The sergeant looked at him and said, "At least you knew which one was the typewriter. The last guy we had tried to type a letter on the adding machine."

Maybe George just didn't want to get stuck with milking the cows?

I've seen it said that the Chippendale joke was beneath Laura; she and Lynne Cheney are too classy to go to a strip club. Well, duh! That's what made it funny for me.

I want to be like Laura when I grow up.

Here's a link to the transcript.

Monday, May 02, 2005

The Runaway Bride

Okay, this is my last word until more information comes out. You know the story: Jennifer Wilbanks ran away from her Duluth, Georgia home only four days before her wedding. She took a bus from Georgia to Las Vegas to Albuequerque, New Mexico. When she got to Albueguerque, she called both the Albuequerque PD and her home and told everyone that she had been abducted.

I don't pretend to know why she ran away. I think that she was simply overwhelmed, and maybe had a breakdown. I know I would be overwhelmed with the prospect of 28 people in my bridal party and 600 guests at the wedding. But that's me. I wouldn't have had that many people in the bridal party. Geez louise, I don't know that many women to ask to be in my bridal party. We wouldn't have had anyone to sit in the pews at the church if we'd had a bridal party that big! And 600 guests?! My church wouldn't have held that many, and between us, and our families we wouldn't have known that many people to invite.

Should she be charged with a crime? I don't know. I'll leave that up to people who know more than I do about Georgia law. Should Duluth and the county and maybe the state sue her for expenses incurred while they were searching for her? I'll leave that up to the authorities of those government entities.

My personal advice? Scale down the wedding, maybe Jennifer and John should elope and very quietly get married. The media will be unrelenting until: 1. Jennifer makes a statement about her "escape"; 2. Jennifer makes a personal appearance and they can drill her on the why's and wherefore's; and 3. Jennifer and John announce the new date. Then it will be on again. You know the media will be waiting to see if she runs again, right up until the moment they walk out of the church. That puts the spotlight and pressure back on Jennifer. And if she was overwhelmed before, just wait.
Energy - Part 2

Doyle, my other favorite reader, gave me the URL to a map showing just how much of ANWR is involved in oil exploration. Fasten your chin straps, unless you want black and blue marks on your lower mandible.

The map shows ANWR, the ANWR Coastal plain, and the two thousand acres that have been set aside specifically for oil exploration.In case you can't find the drill area, it's above the first "A" in ANWR Coastal Plain.

Heads up: the link takes you to a .pdf file, so be warned.

Thanks again, Doyle! You are the best!
Social Security

Below is text from President Bush’s speech the other evening dealing with the Social Security issue. I haven’t changed the text, but I have changed the format to emphasis what I think are key or important items. The President’s words are in Italics; mine will be in plain text. Any bolded emphasis is mine.

Social Security worked fine during the last century, but the math has changed. A generation of baby boomers is getting ready to retire. I happen to be one of them. Today there are about 40 million retirees receiving benefits; by the time all the baby boomers have retired, there will be more than 72 million retirees drawing Social Security benefits. Baby boomers will be living longer and collecting benefits over long retirements than previous generations. And Congress has ensured that their benefits will rise faster than the rate of inflation.

In other words, there's a lot of us getting ready to retire who will be living longer and receiving greater benefits than the previous generation. And to compound the problem, there are fewer people paying into the system. In 1950, there were 16 workers for every beneficiary; today there are 3.3 workers for every beneficiary; soon there will be two workers for every beneficiary.

These changes have put Social Security on the path to bankruptcy. When the baby boomers start retiring in three years, Social Security will start heading toward the red. In 2017, the system will start paying out more in benefits than it collects in payroll taxes. Every year after that the shortfall will get worse, and by 2041, Social Security will be bankrupt.

Franklin Roosevelt did a wonderful thing when he created Social Security. The system has meant a lot for a lot of people. Social Security has provided a safety net that has provided dignity and peace of mind for millions of Americans in their retirement. Yet there's a hole in the safety net because Congresses have made promises it cannot keep for a younger generation. As we fix Social Security, some things won't change: Seniors and people with disabilities will get their checks; all Americans born before 1950 will receive the full benefits.

Our duty to save Social Security begins with making the system permanently solvent, but our duty does not end there. We also have a responsibility to improve Social Security, by directing extra help to those most in need and by making it a better deal for younger workers.

Now, as Congress begins work on legislation, we must be guided by three goals.

· First, millions of Americans depend on Social Security checks as a primary source of retirement income, so we must keep this promise to future retirees, as well. As a matter of fairness, I propose that future generations receive benefits equal to or greater than the benefits today's seniors get.
· Secondly, I believe a reform system should protect those who depend on Social Security the most. So I propose a Social Security system in the future where benefits for low-income workers will grow faster than benefits for people who are better off. By providing more generous benefits for low-income retirees, we'll make this commitment: If you work hard and pay into Social Security your entire life, you will not retire into poverty. This reform would solve most of the funding challenges facing Social Security. A variety of options are available to solve the rest of the problem, and I will work with Congress on any good-faith proposal that does not raise the payroll tax rate or harm our economy. I know we can find a solution to the financial problems of Social Security that is sensible, permanent, and fair.
· Third, any reform of Social Security must replace the empty promises being made to younger workers with real assets, real money. I believe the best way to achieve this goal is to give younger workers the option, the opportunity if they so choose, of putting a portion of their payroll taxes into a voluntary personal retirement account. Because this money is saved and invested, younger workers would have the opportunity to receive a higher rate of return on their money than the current Social Security system can provide.

The money from a voluntary personal retirement account would supplement the check one receives from Social Security. In a reformed Social Security system, voluntary personal retirement accounts would offer workers a number of investment options that are simple and easy to understand. I know some Americans have reservations about investing in the stock market, so I propose that one investment option consist entirely of Treasury bonds, which are backed by the full faith and credit of the United States government.

Options like this will make voluntary personal retirement accounts a safer investment that will allow an American to build a nest egg that he or she can pass on to whomever he or she chooses. Americans who would choose not to save in a personal account would still be able to count on a Social Security check equal to or higher than the benefits of today's seniors.

In the coming days and weeks, I will work with both the House and the Senate as they take the next steps in the legislative process. I'm willing to listen to any good idea from either party. Too often, the temptation in Washington is to look at a major issue only in terms of whether it gives one political party an advantage over the other. Social Security is too important for "politics as usual." We have a shared responsibility to fix Social Security and make the system better; to keep seniors out of poverty and expand ownership for people of every background. And when we do, Republicans and Democrats will be able to stand together and take credit for doing what is right for our children and our grandchildren.

I don’t see what the problem is. I would think that both the Democrats and Republicans, liberals and conservatives alike would want to provide a retirement option for all Americans. FDR started the Social Security program in the 1930’s to help the elderly during the Depression. It grew to include the disabled and children under age 21 who were eligible to receive benefits based on their parents “contributions.” Noble reasons all. The ideal situation would be that the Federal government did not have to do this, that the American people would be able to meet their own retirement needs. However, that won’t happen. Americans as a rule have become too complacent to rely on themselves for their own needs and look to the Federal government as not Big Brother, but as Big Daddy. Big Daddy will be here to take care of me when I get old. I won’t have to make any decisions of my own. Surely, Big Daddy will do what’s right by me.

Well, Big Daddy hasn’t played fair. Since 1935 every American worker has had money taken from their paychecks to pay for current retirees (and others). We’ve been led to believe that the money we see on our pay stubs marked FICA is in an account with our names on it. And if we were to add up all the money we’ve “contributed” over our working lifetimes, that money would be sitting in an account with our names on it. It’s in a lockbox and no one has touched it. If you believe this, I’ve got waterfront property I want to talk to you about.

There is no lockbox. Your “account” consists of a computer program showing that when you retire, you are entitled to this amount of money. Note, it says nothing about how much money you’ve contributed, just how much money you will get. Unless Congress votes to change your “entitlement".

Oh, that vote? It’s Congress that votes to make changes. The President can submit a bill to Congress with all the provisions he wants, but it’s Congress that debates the bill, and then usually makes changes to it, and adds riders to it (that may or may not have anything to do with Social Security), and finally votes on the version of the bill presented to them. The President can then sign the bill into law or send it back. Congress would have you believe that the President is the one who decides what the final bill states. The President may agree to sign a bill that is considerably different than what he presented, but this is usually to get something passed into law.

Congress pays into Social Security just as we do. There was an email flying around the Internet for a couple of years saying otherwise. It’s probably still out there, but it’s false. There is a slight difference in Congress’ Social Security options that many people still don’t know about. Congress has an option to divert a portion of their Social Security “contributions” into what is called a Thrift Savings Account. Money put into this account is invested into the stock market, mutual funds, Treasure bonds, and perhaps other funds. It grows at a faster rate than money in their Social Security accounts do.

Now, what is wrong with this? Nothing, really, except that Congress apparently doesn’t want the average American to have this option; the same option that they enjoy. These TSA are no different from what President Bush calls Personal (or Private) Retirement Accounts. Why should Congress and Federal employees have an option that you and I can’t have? That is the question I want answered by Congress.

Congress is afraid of several things:

· That the American worker will realize that Congress has their fingers in the Social Security pie
· That Congress has been raiding this account for years.
· That the public will find out that there is no real money left in the account. All the money in the account is in the form of Treasury bonds
· That the public will realize that we are smart enough to take care of ourselves and we don’t need Big Daddy to take care of us after all.

Everyone seems to agree that Social Security needs to be fixed. There is a difference in how soon the fix needs to be done and the degree of the fix. I’m of the opinion that if we fix it now, it will be far less expensive than if we wait until it’s really collapsing. If anyone in Congress has a better idea than what President Bush has but forward, then announce it. Let’s have suggestions and ideas instead of hiding their heads in the sand and saying that there’s no problem, it’s not as bad as Bush says, or Bush doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

Let’s have solutions instead of obstruction. If Joe Sixpack and Jane Lunchbox figure this out, the gravy train will be over for many members of Congress. And they don’t know anything but being in Congress. They have no idea of what life is like in the real world.

God help us all.

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Sunday Ramblings

Social Security June? From The Washington Times: House Republicans will craft by June a broad retirement bill that includes Social Security reform and aims to accomplish the goals President Bush outlined on television Thursday night, Capitol Hill party leaders said yesterday.

Mass Graves Found South of Baghdad. A grave containing perhaps as many as 1500 bodies was uncovered, most of them women and children. One hundred ten bodies have been uncovered; two-thirds of them children and teenagers. The bodies are thought to be Kurds from the town of Samawa and believed to date from the 1980's. Sure...women and children were a clear danger to the worm known as Saddam.

That brings me to a problem I've been having. I can't think of a word that properly describes Saddam Hussein. None are strong enough, not even the curse words I know. And while I don't usually use them, I do have a considerable vocabulary. I used "worm" above and even it seems to denigrate the worms of the Earth who have a legitimate place in the food chain. Any ideas?

The Minuteman Project: It wrapped up yesterday. And as far as most reports go, it was a rousing success. Here are the statistics through April 27.

North Korea Nuclear Test: North Korea has launched a short range missle into the Sea of Japan. China and Japan need to be on top of this and we need to keep an eye on this situtation. Kim Jung Il (I hope I have that right) doesn't have any business with a "toy" like this. I think he plans to use it as blackmail once again. Give me money or I'll launch a real one! China needs to sit him down and tell him the facts of life. We got more people than you do and we will send our troops in if you don't knock it off.

Martha Stewart: In her own words, Martha Stewart admits to leaving the jurisdiction of her monitoring bracelet. She states that she walks up the hills on her estate for exercise. Her monitor does not allow her to go further than a specific distance from the monitor. Now, do I want her back in jail? Not necessarily, but I believe she's getting special treatment because of who she is. The average person on house arrest would not be granted the exemptions she's apparently been given. Granted that the average person does not run the multimillion dollar empire that she runs, but rules are in place for a reason and Martha is not having to follow them. In the long run, do I really care? Only because she's getting treatment others are not getting, otherwise, no. She's not important enough for me to care about.
I Knew I Liked Her

Laura Bush appeared onstage at the White House Washington Correspondents Dinner last night. Apparently George was speaking and she "interrupted" and proceeded to steal the show with quips and one liners about her husband, the Bush family, and life in the White House. I wish I could see her entire routine. What I did see had me on the floor!

Here are a few of the lines I remember. I'm paraphrasing because I don't remember the exact wording, so any mistakes, and lack of humor, are mine.

On evenings in the White House: Laura is married to the President of the United States and "Mr. Excitment" is asleep by 9:00 pm. Laura's watching Desparate Housewives. With Lynne Cheney. She (Laura) is a desparate housewife. If the women on Desparate Housewives think they are desparate, they should be with George.

He's asleep at 9:00 pm (she's not kidding). She told him that if he wants to end world tryanny, he has to stay up later.

Laura, Lynne, Condi, and Karen (Hughes) went to Chippendales. She wasn't going to even mention it, but Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Sandra Day O'Connor saw them there. Laura won't tell what happened there, but Lynne's new Secret Service name is "Dollar Bill".

On family vacations at Kennebunkport: Three days at Kennebunkport is like winning first prize. Second prize is ten days.

Kennebunkport is like Crawford without the nightlife.

On Barbara Bush: People thinks she's a sweet grandmotherly, Aunt Bea type. She's more like Don Corleone.

On living on the ranch: George didn't know anything about living on a ranch when they bought the place in Crawford. He went out to do some milking and tried to milk a horse. A male horse.

His answer to problems on the ranch is to cut it down with a chainsaw. Laura thinks that's why he gets along so well with Don Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney. When he clears brush and cuts down trees on the ranch, their twin daughters refer to it as the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Hmmm...some talking heads are talking about how risque Laura's jokes were. I must have missed those.
May Holidays

Holidays and observances during May. Listed daily, weekly and monthly. Some are very humorous.