Live your life in such a way...... ....that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says...... "Oh, S**t!.... she's awake!!"
Friday, October 16, 2009
The names of members who have already signed the Discharge Petition are designated by green checkmarks and crossed-out names. If your Representative has signed, please call to express your appreciation. It means more than you might think.
Members whose names are in red are sponsors of the underlying House Resolution 554. Co-sponsors of H. Res 554 who have not yet signed the Discharge Petition are good candidates to do so if given enough encouragement. After you have determined what you need to do with respect to your own Representative, please start calling those in red who have not yet signed. Enter their state in the window above, then call or email them from the list of Members in that state, and so on.
Florida | ||
Jeff Miller, 01 Allen Boyd, 02 Corrine Brown, 03 Ander Crenshaw, 04 Ginny Brown-Waite, 05 Cliff Stearns, 06 John Mica, 07 Alan Grayson, 08 Gus Bilirakis, 09 | Bill Young, 10 Kathy Castor, 11 Adam Putnam, 12 Vern Buchanan, 13 Connie Mack, 14 Bill Posey, 15 Tom Rooney, 16 Kendrick Meek, 17 Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, 18 | Robert Wexler, 19 Debbie Wasserman Schultz, 20 Lincoln Diaz-Balart, 21 Ron Klein, 22 Alcee Hastings, 23 Suzanne Kosmas, 24 Mario Diaz-Balart, 25 |
If you live in another state, find your representative here.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
KNOW UNIONS, NO JOBS
"The decision to close the Café (des Artistes) is exceedingly painful to make, but inevitable. We are one of the very, very few independent restaurants in New York City that operates with a union.. In that respect, we are a dinosaur because the huge added expense of having a union restaurant can be crippling, especially when the economy takes a nosedive.
"Since 99% of the independent restaurants in New York City do not have a union, we are not playing on a level playing field with the rest of our competition. One example: We pay approximately $250,000 more each year for health insurance and pension coverage for our employees than we would if we were paying for non-union coverage."
- Jennifer Lang, former owner of the now defunct Café des Artistes restaurant in New York which was killed by unionization
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Donald and Daisy
The first thing Daisy asked was, “Do you have a condom?”
Donald frowned and said, “No.”
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.
“Maybe they sell them at the front desk,” she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.
“Yes, we do,” the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, “Would you like me to put them on your bill?”
“No!” Donald quacked, “I'll thuffocate.”
Monday, October 12, 2009
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."
13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."