Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to
Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located