DO YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS?

Dentist's Hymn............... Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn............ There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn............ The Church is One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn............ Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn............ There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn........ Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn........... Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn......... I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn............ Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn....... Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn........... Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn........... I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapist's Hymn... He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn............. The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45 mph....................... God Will Take Care of You

65 mph....................... Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph....................... This World Is Not My Home

95 mph....................... Lord, I'm Coming Home

100 mph...................... Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folks.