Right-Wing Attack Machine

I've heard about this machine many times in the last few years. Ever since Hilary first spoke of the "vast right-wing conspiracy" and it's attack machine, I've wondered just what it was. I became obsessed with this machine of evil and determined to find out who was responsible for it and where it was kept. It began to consume my every waking moment, and, well, I've had more than a few nightmares about it.

Thanks to the Queen of All Evil, I've found its site. It's very, very scary, so be prepared!