tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60755482024-03-07T12:52:55.647-05:00Kitten on the KeyboardLive your life in such a way......
....that when your feet hit the floor in the morning,
Satan shudders and says......
"Oh, S**t!.... she's awake!!"Kittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01410148963074571579noreply@blogger.comBlogger3828125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075548.post-9243655596622625302015-09-01T00:01:00.000-04:002015-09-01T00:01:00.836-04:00<img alt="ATT00188.jpg" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=3c9db83134&view=att&th=135323c9d68cf21b&attid=0.4&disp=thd&realattid=dff03fd8d15d4201_0.4&zw" />Kittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01410148963074571579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075548.post-13486598579228570902015-08-01T18:02:00.000-04:002015-08-01T18:02:00.110-04:00<a class="e" download_url="image/jpeg:ATT00179.jpg:https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=3c9db83134&view=att&th=135323c9d68cf21b&attid=0.16&disp=safe&realattid=dff03fd8d15d4201_0.16&zw" href="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=3c9db83134&view=att&th=135323c9d68cf21b&attid=0.16&disp=inline&realattid=dff03fd8d15d4201_0.16&safe=1&zw" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #1155cc; cursor: pointer; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-decoration: none; white-space: nowrap;" target="_blank" title="Click to view OR drag to your desktop to save"><img alt="ATT00179.jpg" class="hv" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=3c9db83134&view=att&th=135323c9d68cf21b&attid=0.16&disp=thd&realattid=dff03fd8d15d4201_0.16&zw" style="border-bottom-color: white; border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 2px; border-image: initial; border-left-color: white; border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 2px; border-right-color: white; border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 2px; border-top-color: white; border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 2px; float: left; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-top: 5px;" /></a>Kittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01410148963074571579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075548.post-88552234203165348522015-07-01T00:01:00.000-04:002015-07-01T00:01:00.474-04:00<img alt="ATT00167.jpg" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=3c9db83134&view=att&th=135323c9d68cf21b&attid=0.3&disp=thd&realattid=dff03fd8d15d4201_0.3&zw" />Kittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01410148963074571579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075548.post-87474560232141105892015-06-01T00:01:00.000-04:002015-06-01T00:01:00.825-04:00<img alt="ATT00185.jpg" src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=3c9db83134&view=att&th=135323c9d68cf21b&attid=0.5&disp=thd&realattid=dff03fd8d15d4201_0.5&zw" />Kittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01410148963074571579noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6075548.post-53180673854062547322012-12-24T11:34:00.000-05:002012-12-24T11:34:00.100-05:00<div style="text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; font-size: 18pt;">"I would really like to see President Obama and Senator Reid before I die," whispered the priest.</span><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 18pt;"> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 18pt;">"I'll see what I can do, Father", replied the nurse.</span><span style="color: black; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-size: 18pt;">The nurse sent the request to The President and Congress and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; President Obama and Harry Reid would be delighted to visit the priest.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-size: 18pt;">As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to Reid, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images and might even get me re-elected."</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 18pt;">When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Obama's hand in his right hand and Reid's hand in his left hand. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally President Obama spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"</span><span style="color: black; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-size: 18pt;">The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would like to do the same."</span></div>
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On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.<br /><br />On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar,and a bottle of spring-water.<br /><br />When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain rods.<br /><br />She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.<br /><br />On the fourth day, the husband came back with his new girlfriend, and at first all was bliss.<br /><br />Then, slowly, the house began to smell.</div>
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<br />They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place.<br /><br />Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.<br /><br />Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.</div>
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People stopped coming over to visit.<br /><br />Repairmen refused to work in the house.<br /></div>
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The maid quit.<br /><br />Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to <span style="font-size: 12.800000190734863px;">move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they </span><span style="font-size: 12.800000190734863px;">couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.</span></div>
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<br />Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.<br /><br />Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.<br /><br />Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce<br />settlement in exchange for having the house.<br /><br />Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell really was, he agreed on a price that was only 1/10 th of what the house had been worth ... but only if she would sign the papers that very day.<br /><br />She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.<br /><br />A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home ..... </div>
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and to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods!<br /><br />I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?</div>
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