Kerry Is A Saint
Lifted....err...borrowed from Grouchy Old Cripple in Atlanta
Kerry's campaign manager visited the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint."
The Cardinal thinks it over for a moment and agrees to do it.
Kerry and his entourage arrives at the National Cathedral.
The press is in full force.
As anticipated the Mass progresses.
The Cardinal begins his homily: "John Kerry is a petty, self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. John Kerry is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. John Kerry is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally witnessed. But, compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."