HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS!! 

I was walking past a mental hospital and all the patients were yelling "13..13...13..13...13..." 

The fence was too high to see over so i put my eye to a hole in the fence to see what was going on, I was promptly poked in the eye with a stick and they all started yelling "14..14...14...14...14..."