Southern Blonde Wins Big At Dice Game!

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don`t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down. . And squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared a each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don`t know... I thought you were watching."

Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men..... Are men.