Albert Einstein

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Loewenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

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