A bus filled with politicians was driving in the countryside one day on the campaign trail. The driver, caught up in the scenery, lost control and crashed. A farmer living nearby hears the crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them.
Next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police officer. "Were they all dead?"
The farmer answered, "Some said they weren't, but you know how politicians lie."