Six Truths in Life
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck.
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will Share this with another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.