Dr. Seuss 2011

I do not like this Uncle Sam,

I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like these dirty crooks,

or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,

I do not like their secret deals.

I do not like ex-speaker Nan,

I do not like their 'YES, We Can.'

I do not like this spending spree,

I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.

I do not like their smug replies

when I complain about their lies.

I do not like this kind of HOPE,

I do not like it: nope, nope, nope.