Toilet Paper Causes Global Warming

Sheryl Crow may be a great singer, but when it comes to politics she has clearly earned a seat on the short bus. Her solution to mythical global warming is to ban the use of more than one piece of toilet paper per sitting and to do away with paper napkins. There you have it, the flawed logic of a liberal who would use the power of government to control your bodily functions.

While we are on the topic of liberal idiocy, let's discuss a ridiculous law passed by California Democrats in 2000 that requires schools to foster an environment where transgenders feel comfortable with their surroundings. Seriously, I thought schools were for learning, not playing dress up. This political correctness run amok has risen to new heights in Fresno where Cinthia Covarrubias who goes by the name Tony has been allowed to run for prom king. Personally, the term queen seems to be a little more appropriate.

What is up with Hillary and her newly adopted southern accent? First she adopts a home state because she wasn't electable in the south. Now she is using a southern accent to lure voters in the same region where she is still unelectable. My message to Hildabeast is that perhaps she can fool idiots in places like New York and California, but I reckon that there is not a snowball's chance in hell she can win one state in Dixie.

Perhaps she realizes that if she can't win the south, where common sense still abounds, it will be all but impossible to become President.

Race pimp and shakedown artist Al Sharpton has called into question Barack Hussein Obama's credentials to run for President. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, but wasn't it this very bigot who ran for President in 2004 and has less credentials than my dog?

Nicholas Sarkozy may be on his way to becoming the Prime Minister of France on a platform that promises increased productivity from the lazy French workforce and a reduction in welfare benefits. Not surprisingly the mainstream press in Paris is outraged at his electoral success and liberals from Marseilles to Burgundy are fit to be tied that people dare vote for him. Is it possible that this election with 85% turnout is a signal that the French are actually fed up with the welfare state that has resulted in this once great nation becoming nothing more than an afterthought on the world stage?

Christopher Van