When You Care Enough To Send the Very Best

- Part 2
(but the Hallmark writers are having a bad day)

Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go... Would you like to take this

knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.

Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

Happy birthday!
You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!

When we were together,

You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?

I'm so miserable without you it's almost

like you're here.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

Your friends and I wanted to do Something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

So your daughter's a hooker,
And it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay

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