Live your life in such a way......
....that when your feet hit the floor in the morning,
Satan shudders and says......
"Oh, S**t!.... she's awake!!"
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Sunday Humor
An elderly couple was attending church services and about half way through he leans over and says, "I just did a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
She replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."