Perspective on Politics and Economics

Part 5

Taliban Corporation

You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.

You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.

You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

Iraqi Corporation

You have two cows.

They go into hiding.

They send audio tapes of their mooing.

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