Temperance Sermon

It doesn't matter what your religious denomination or preference is or isn't---THIS is funny! Enjoy.

A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, “I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."