In regards to the question "How many dependents do you have?" 

The IRS sent my Tax Return back! Again!! I guess it was because of my response to "List all dependents". I replied: 

12 million illegal immigrants 

3 million crackheads

42 million unemployable people on food stamps

2 million people in over

243 prisons Half of Mexico; and 

535 fools in the US House and Senate