A fellow is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. 


One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife. 


The deputy looks and says, "I'm sorry sir, but I must tell you it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."


The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."