Three babies in a womb discussing what they would be when they were born and grown up.
First said: "I wanna be a plumber so I can fix the pipes in here coz its a bit leaky."
Second said: "I wanna be an electrician so I can get sum light in here, its a bit dark."
Third said: "I'm gonna be a boxer."
The others thought this hilarious and asked, "Why?"
He replied: "So I can beat the shit out of the bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us!!"