I was in a public restroom. I had barely sat down when I heard a voice in the other stall say: "Hi, how are you?"
Me (embarrassed), "Doin' fine, thanks."
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uh, like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (now with an attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"