When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
When you are confused, I will use little words.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have....
When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- after I laugh my ass off!!
“Why?” you may ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!