Saturday, January 10, 2009

Another "You Might Be a Redneck If...."

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.

Ya'll know who ya' are.

You might be a Redneck if....

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA !

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