The Amazing Texan

A traveling salesman visits a small town in rural Texas and sees a circus banner reading:

Don't Miss The Amazing Texan

The salesman is curious, so he buys a ticket. The tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. There in the center of the ring is a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to the table is an old retired cowboy. Suddenly the old cowboy unzips his pants, whips it out and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the elderly Texan is carried off on their shoulders.

Ten years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same

Don't Miss the Amazing Texan

He can't believe the old guy is still alive much less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket. Again, the center ring is illuminated.

This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The now even more elderly Texan stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly and smashes the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd goes wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the Texan. "But I have to know something. You're older now, so why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well," says the Texan, "my eyes ain't what they used to be."