CHIHUAHUA PROPERTY LAWS

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never be yours.

6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

7. If I saw it first, it's mine.

8. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.

9. If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

10. If it used to be yours, get over it.

11. If it's broken, it's yours.

As a person owned by two Chihuahua's, I can attest that the above is true.