Boudreaux in Paris
Boudreaux and his wife were arguing while touring Paris. They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived, Boudreaux said, "I'll have a big, thick Porterhouse steak."
The waiter replied, "Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow? "
He said, "She'll have a salad."
When the waiter arrived, Boudreaux said, "I'll have a big, thick Porterhouse steak."
The waiter replied, "Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow? "
He said, "She'll have a salad."
::ouch!::