Saturday, October 28, 2006

Boudreaux in Paris

Boudreaux and his wife were arguing while touring Paris. They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.

When the waiter arrived, Boudreaux said, "I'll have a big, thick Porterhouse steak."

The waiter replied, "Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow? "

He said, "She'll have a salad."

::ouch!::