Redneck Medical Terms

Benign............What you be after you be eight
Bacteria..........Back door to cafeteria
Barium............What doctors do when patients die. Catscan...........Searching for Kitty
Cauterize.........Made eye contact with her Colic...............A sheep dog
Coma..............A punctuation mark D&C...............Where Washington is Dilate.............To live long
Enema.............Not a friend
Fester.............Quicker than someone else. Fibula..............A small lie
G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball Hangnail..........What you hang your coat on Impotent..........Distinguished, well known Labor Pain................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff......A Doctor's cane
Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates Node................I knew it
Outpatient.........A person who has fainted
Pap Smear..........A fatherhood test
Pelvis................Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative......A letter carrier
Recovery Room.....Place to do upholstery
Rectum..............Damn near killed him. Secretion............Hiding something
Seizure...............Roman emperor.
Tablet................A small table.
Terminal Illness.....Getting sick at the airport. Tumor................More than one.
Urine.................Opposite of mine.
Varicose..............Near by/close by.

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