Saturday, March 25, 2006

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER
8 years old
Hateful little dog
Bites

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat
Been out a while
Better be a reward

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale

NORDIC TRACK
$300
Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE
Call Stephanie

AND THE BEST ONE

FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition.$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month
Wife knows everything

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