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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER

8 years old

Hateful little dog

Bites

FREE PUPPIES:

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

FREE PUPPIES...

Mother, AKC German Shepherd

Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG

Looks like a rat

Been out a while

Better be a reward

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED

Also 1 gay bull for sale

NORDIC TRACK

$300

Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES

California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE

Call Stephanie

AND THE BEST ONE

FOR SALE BY OWNER

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes

Excellent condition.$1,000 or best offer

No longer needed, got married last month

Wife knows everything

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