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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Santa Claustrophobia!

What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of Greece!

What's ice?

Skid Stuff!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

How do snowmen travel around?

By icicle!