A Few Christmas Jokes...

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What is Santa's primary language?

North Polish.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus.

It is titled The Deer Sleigher.

Where does Santa go swimming?

The North Pool.

How do Santa and Mrs. Claus get around the North Pole?

On an icicle built for two.