Monday, December 19, 2005

And Still They Come

How is a cat on the beach like Christmas?
He's got Sandy Paws.

What did the guest sing at Eskimo's Christmas party? .
..Freeze a jolly good fellow.

What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!

What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have?
Baby reindeer.

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.

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