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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

That should teach them!

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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead

That's it for this series. Hope you enjoyed it!

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Red Tape Holds Up Bridges

and I thought it was duct tape and baling wire. Silly me!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

are they taking their case to a higher court?

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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Can't put anything over on those Bobbys!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Hope he, or she, is up to the job

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

I've heard of zero tolerance, but isn't this taking things a bit far?

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Who determined this?

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Maybe next time he won't east beans before takeoff

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

Shocking!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

bet some smart scientist figured this one out

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

hmmm....sounds like that jet crash expert opined on this one

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War Dims Hope for Peace

Yeah, I can see how that could happen

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Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Is that Union rules?

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

uh...duh?

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A series of actual headlines. Do editors proofread what they print?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter