A Famous Professor of Surgery Died and Went to Heaven.

At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: "Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?''

"Yes," the professor ansvered. "When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not see it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now."

''Well," said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may enter."

''Thank you very much, Saint Peter," the professor answered.

"I am not Saint Peter," said the gatekeeper."He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas."