Wednesday, February 15, 2006

The ULTIMATE Female Joke

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was the young-at-heart man that noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions). Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words. (Controlling, Huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaning fully said....

"Clean my house."


Charlie on the PA Turnpike said...

Heard a different version years ago, gal proposes to guy, he says 'paint my house'.

But you tell it better.

Deborah said...

Hey, Charlie!

I've heard it that way too. I sort of like mine better, tho :D