And Yet More Christmas Jokes

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.

How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas? "Fleece Navidad."

Someone has stated that the three phrases that best sum up the Christmas season are:

Peace on Earth

Goodwill to Men

Batteries not included

Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs? Santa Paws

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be? A Holly Davidson, of course!