Saturday, September 10, 2011

I recently visited a mental asylum, and I asked the director "how do you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?"

He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water, and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub.

I said "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger."

He responded, "No, a normal person would pull the plug...would you like a bed by the window?

No comments:

Post a Comment

Your comments should be about the post and not advertising your product or your site. If you use offensive language (I decide what's offensive, it's my blog after all), it will not be accepted. If you attempt to advertise your product or site and it is not germain to the topic at hand, it will not be accepted. If you agree to my terms, please comment with my thanks.