The Birds and The Bees
A father asked his ten-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!' said the child, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
"When I was six, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny speech'. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy speech'. I got the 'There's no Santa Claus' speech at eight'. If you're going to tell me adults don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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