Tuesday, August 18, 2009

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After cat ching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

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