The Why's Men

1. Why do men become smarter during sex?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. Why don't women blink during sex?

(they don't have enough time)

3. Why does it tke 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

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(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

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5. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. Why did God make men before women?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?

(don't know.....it never happened)

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( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

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And a personal favorite:

8. Why did God put men on Earth?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
laughter in your heart...
Then you're just an old sour grump!

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