Never Try To Out Do A Southerner!
Two businessmen in NY are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves are set up. One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious fellow walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?"
One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes here."
Without skipping a beat, the southern fellow says, "Well, I see y'all're doing really good, you only got two left!"
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious fellow walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?"
One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling assholes here."
Without skipping a beat, the southern fellow says, "Well, I see y'all're doing really good, you only got two left!"
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