CHIHUAHUA PROPERTY LAWS
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never be yours.
6. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
7. If I saw it first, it's mine.
8. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.
9. If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
10. If it used to be yours, get over it.
11. If it's broken, it's yours.
As a person owned by two Chihuahua's, I can attest that the above is true.
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