Tuesday, November 28, 2006

NEW WORDS FOR 2006
Part 7

Paradox: two physicians.

Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the s*** out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Perfect Pitch: what it is when you throw a banjo in a dumpster and it didn't hit the sides.Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.

Phonecrastinate: To put off answering the phone until caller ID identifies the caller.

Polarize: what penguins see with.

Prairie Dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop over the walls to see what's going on.

Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Raisin: Grape with a sunburn.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.Relief: what trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.

2 comments:

  1. hi, i never had read a lot of interesting words from a woman...
    Salu2

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hi Rick, thanks for stopping by.

    You must not know many women.

    ReplyDelete

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