The Difference Between the Left and the Right
One day, a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I am giving service back to my community this week.”
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I am giving service back to my community this week.”
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I am giving service back to my community this week.”
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as “How To Improve Your Business” and “Becoming More Successful”.
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I am giving service back to my community this week.”
The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the left and the right.
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I am giving service back to my community this week.”
The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I am giving service back to my community this week.”
The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as “How To Improve Your Business” and “Becoming More Successful”.
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I am giving service back to my community this week.”
The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the left and the right.
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