Kid Friendly Irish Jokes
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Because regular rocks are too heavy.
How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much to drink and not enough restrooms.
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He's Dublin over with laughter.
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford plane fare.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Patty O'furniture!
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it is a FRENCH fry.
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