Still More Christmas Jokes
But isn't Santa afraid he'll get stuck? Yes, he gets Santa Claus-trophobic.
Won't all that soot make him sick? No. He's had his flue shot.
Sometimes it gets so cold, Santa gets icicles in his beard. Real chin-chillers, those!
A webmaster's favorite hymn? Oh, .com all ye faithful!
Ah! Christmas! The one day of the year we can all say our children are truly gifted!
What do you get if you cross a Yule Log with a duck? A Fire Quacker
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