Wednesday, December 07, 2005

More Christmas Jokes...

What does Santa like best about gardening? He loves to Ho, Ho, Hoe!

Which elf sings "Love me tender?" Santa's little Elvis!

Scrooge loves all the reindeer equally, because every buck is dear to him.

Santa's sleigh jingles too much. He won't win the No Bell Prize!

Does Santa have any money? No. That is why they call him Saint Nickeless.

Why does Santa like to go down chimneys? Because it soots him!

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