Friday, December 16, 2005

Hide! More Christmas Jokes!!!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia!

What disasters could happen if you dropped the Christmas turkey?
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of Greece!

What's ice?
Skid Stuff!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!

How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle!

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