And Yet More Christmas Jokes
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas? "Fleece Navidad."
Someone has stated that the three phrases that best sum up the Christmas season are:
Peace on Earth
Goodwill to Men
Batteries not included
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs? Santa Paws
If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be? A Holly Davidson, of course!
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